男人像蓝芽，女人像Wi-Fi

Men are like Bluetooth:

he is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away...
男人就像蓝芽，当奶在他附近时他就会跟奶连结，但奶不在时他就会寻找其他装置。

Women are like Wi-Fi:

she sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one...
女人就像Wi-Fi，她看得到所有能够使用的装置，但只连结最强的那个。

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