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我就是不敢冒这个险

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    我就是不敢冒这个险

    ???我就是不敢冒这个险『 The Loving Husband...?』

    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
    有一个男人跟他一天到晚只会抱怨的妻子来到耶路撒冷渡假。

    While they were there, the wife passed away.
    在渡假当中,他的妻子突然去世了。

    The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury herhere, in the Holy Land,for $150."
    葬仪社的人跟他说∶您可以选择花 $5,000将尊夫人的遗体运回您的国家,或者花 $150 把她葬在这 地耶路撒冷。

    The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
    那人想了一会儿,就跟葬仪社的人说他要把她运回家乡。

    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
    葬仪社的人不解地问他说∶为何您宁可花 $5,000把尊夫人运回家乡,而不愿意将她葬在这美好之地,而且花更少钱呢?

    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three days later, he rose from the dead."
    那人回答∶很久以前,有一个人在这里死了,埋在这里,过了三天,他又复活了。
    【 经记述..耶稣死後第三天复活】

    He continued: "I just can't take that chance..."
    他继续说著∶我就是不想冒这个险 ...

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    2009-01-06T20:35:00+0000


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