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做個男人也挺難為的

不只女人難為... 其實男人也很難為.........

找個漂亮女人太操心,不漂亮的又不甘心;光顧事業沒家庭觀念,光顧家又說沒本事;

專情點說你不成熟,花心點又說你像匹狼;有錢擔心你會做怪,沒錢又說你是窩囊廢;

不去應酬怕被老闆罵,去了又怕被老婆罵;長的太帥叫作招風引蝶,不帥又拿不出手;

話多點說你太油,話少沒趣就是既悶又宅;太忙沒做家事是大男人,做了又不像男人;

會賺錢怕你包二奶,不會賺錢怕孩子斷奶;管教孩子說你太粗暴,不管孩子是太膩愛;

孝敬老婆是心裡有鬼,不孝敬是漠不關心;性致勃勃是猴急老不休,累到睡著是裝死;

提早退休不負責任,一直不退是逃避現實;女人還有個三八婦女節,男人啥節都沒有;

三姑六婆作伙噗浪,英雄好漢只剩部落格;

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