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在寬廣的草原上牧場主人為省一分是一分。通常養一百隻母雞,只會養一隻公雞以用於繁殖,畢竟公的又不會生蛋,買多了 也沒用。有一天.....

牧場主人買了一隻新的年輕的公雞回來。因為覺得原本養的老公雞也老了,所以找個年輕的來幫忙。老公雞看到這隻年輕的公雞就氣呼呼的說:『你來幹什麼!我還強壯的很!不需要你的幫忙!』年輕的公雞很無辜的說:『我我...』『不要說了!』老公雞叫道。『我就不信我比不上你們這些年輕人,這樣吧!我們來做個比賽,你就試著追我吧,
如果跑不過我,你就給我乖乖離開這;如果我跑輸你,我就閉嘴,這一百隻母雞都交給你。』於是這隻年輕的公雞開始追著老公雞在草原上奔跑。

『砰!』

突然牧場主人拿起槍來把年輕的公雞殺了。並且罵道.........『媽的!這已經是第十次買到同性戀的公雞了!』
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2009-02-17T10:26:47+0000


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