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    五百元租金

    ???小明養了一隻雄鸚鵡,但發覺牠愈來愈無精打采,最後他推論牠是需要異性的滋潤,於是小明到一寵物店中借了一隻雌鸚鵡交配,而代價是五百元租金。

    當小明帶了雌鸚鵡回家放進雄鸚鵡的籠裡後,雄鸚鵡立即大叫,並開始攻擊雌鸚鵡......剝牠的羽毛。

    雌鸚鵡大叫:喂喂喂,你在幹什麼啊?雄鸚鵡:為了那已付出的五百元,甜心,我要妳裸體!

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    2007-11-09T07:38:23+0000


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