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曹操大敗的由來

赤壁之戰
你知道為何赤壁之戰為何曹軍大敗嗎??

話說大戰之前,兩軍對峙,帶頭的總會互相喊話叫陣一番,蜀軍方面當然是咱 頂頂大名的諸葛孔明上陣,曹軍則是蔣幹和曹操。
孔明:「幹,你娘好嗎?」
蔣幹只能摸摸鼻子說:「好…好!」

曹營士兵聽到對方這樣罵自己主將……而主將卻這樣回答,士氣當下去了大半,曹操一看覺得情況不妙,只好斥退蔣幹自己上陣,結果…
孔明:「操,你全家好嗎?」
曹操含恨說道:「好…很好!」
曹營士兵一聽,連僅剩的士氣都蕩然無存了,所以赤壁之戰曹軍大敗…從此天下三分…
 

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2009-02-07T07:55:38+0000

魚戀秋波 Neil Y.K. :

原來這才是歷史的原貌 ~ 哈哈
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2011-01-11T17:36:00+0000


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