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      好笑的象棋擺局

      有天，女孩喝醉了，男孩送女孩回家，開了門，發現情況不對，女孩從家裡翻出象棋擺好局，男孩5秒內看懂了，摔門而出，為什麼？

      （男孩是紅棋，紅走下一步！）

      女:「你想打炮，我媽在家，你沒事，我有事。硬要想打炮，媽還在，將必死，所以你率先走吧！」

      男：「哎，要是你媽不在，我想打炮，你將爽死了。」

      女：「嗯，要是我媽不在，你想打炮，我將爽死你。」

      男：「我率先出去，等你媽走了，我再想打炮，你將上，我保你爽死！」。

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      2012-02-01T06:24:00+0000

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