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    ???父：你去買汽水。

    子：是可樂還是雪碧？

    父：可樂。

    子：鐵罐還是瓶裝？

    父：瓶裝。

    子：沒糖還是普通的？

    父：普通。

    子：五百克還是一升裝？

    父：你好煩！水可以啦！

    子：礦泉水還是過濾水？

    父：礦泉。

    子：冰的？還是不冰的？

    父生氣：你再囉嗦看我拿掃帚打你！

    子：是拿塑膠？還是竹子的？

    父惱怒：你簡直像畜生一樣！

    子：像豬還是像牛？

    父氣喘：我...我會被你...你氣得吐血...血！

    子：要拿淡壺還是扶你到廁所？

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