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美女下夜班遇色男

有一美女下夜班,被一好色男子尾隨跟蹤,美女很害怕,正好路過一片墳地,好色男子正要下手,美女走到一座墳墓前說:"爸爸,開門吧,我回來了"。嚇的好色男子狂奔而去。
,美女為自己的聰明得意地笑了起來,哪知笑聲未落,從墳墓裡傳出一個陰森森的聲音說:"閨女,你咋又忘記帶鑰匙了呢?"嚇得美女尖叫著跑了。這時,一個盜墓者
從墳墓裡爬了出來,說:"影響我工作,嚇死你"。突然發現墓碑前有一老者,手拿鑿子在刻墓碑,就好奇地問:"你在幹嗎"?老者生氣地說:"這些不肖子孫把我的墓碑都刻錯了,只好自己來改啦"。盜墓者一聽,嚇得拔腿就跑了。

看著盜墓者的背影,老者冷笑道:"跟老子搶生意,嚇死你"。一不小心,鑿子掉地上了,老者正要彎腰去拾,卻看見從草叢中伸出一隻手,同時還有個冷冰冰聲音:"啊,敢亂改我家的門牌號"。嚇得老者連滾帶爬地跑了。一個拾荒者從草叢中爬出來,撿起地上的鑿子,感嘆道:"這年頭,撿塊爛鐵還得費這麼大神。

祝辛苦掙錢的同志們天天快樂!如果你笑了!讓更多人分享這份快樂!
 
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2009-01-11T08:02:45+0000


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