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三天不見老婆

有一個男人在禮拜五領薪水的那天,下班之後就和同事狂歡,

狂歡一整個週末,並且將薪水花個精光,

週日晚上回到家後,發現火冒三丈的妻子正在摩拳擦掌,正準備嚴刑拷打,

戰火延續2、3個小時之後,妻子最後問了一句:

"要是你連續三天看不到我,你做何感想?"

他回答:"那還挺不賴的"

於是周一過去了,他沒看到妻子,

週二與週三也過去了,他還是沒看到他妻子,

到了週四.............

消腫了一些,他終於能夠勉強的從左眼角看到妻子一點點了!!

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2011-06-27T05:18:00+0000


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