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落魄的吸血鬼

某天,一個落魄的吸血鬼撿到一盞神燈,他把燈神叫出來後,燈神願意給他三個願望。

吸血鬼大樂,仔細想了一想後,他把願望告訴燈神:

一、我覺得我又黑又醜,我希望能變得又白又乾淨。

二、我已經幾了月沒有吸到血了,希望我能一次吸很多的血。

三、我覺得走路太慢了,希望我能用翅膀飛來飛去。

碰!...........於是燈神將他變成了衛生棉。

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2007-11-09T08:25:07+0000


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