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打錯注音瞎事大募集!

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打錯注音瞎事大募集!

大家都用什麼輸入法打字呢?好像很多人都是用注音輸入法,因為它好用又易學。

不過,雖然注音輸入法很方便,但要是不小心打錯字,或是字沒有選好,別人看不懂意思也就算了,如果朋友因此會錯意,最後可是會鬧出大笑話喔!

有個同事小虫,最近跟我分享她自己蒐集超多的「打錯注音瞎事」,每件瞎事都讓人忍不住會心一笑!

比如說:

A:本來今天要打球,結果看天棄嬰該是不成(看天氣應該是不成)

B:你能不能選一下字……

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A:這次指考幾個人缺腦阿?

B:呃……缺腦的話應該很多人,但你應該是要問缺考吧?

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A:又失眠了

B:換你失眠啦

B:屬羊嗎?

A:我屬虎耶

B:打錯,我說你有數羊嗎?(汗)

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A:下次再跟你聊醫療喔

B:為啥要聊醫療?

A:無啦!聊一聊啦!

B:……

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A:你腋下如何

B:還不錯,沒有異味

A:意下如何啦...你還給我接話

B: (笑倒在螢幕前)

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A:我今天去醫院問點字的事

B:點字?!你眼睛要瞎了嗎?所以要開始學點字?

A:……點痣,抱歉

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2010-08-31T14:12:00+0000


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