Forum

Yampiz Forum

Sharing let knowledge Spreaded, Reading let spirits growth, Creative let culture extended, Let us
  • 禁止廣告文
  • 知識傳播
  • 閱讀
  • 心靈成長
  • 創作
  • 文化傳承
New Subject
Random
Previous
Next
|
聯誼三寶

聯誼三寶蠻實用兼蠻好笑的....
鐵釘...背包....安全帽.....
如果你去聯誼的時候,你的車鑰匙給「母恐龍」抽到的話。那你就大條了﹗
怎麼辦咧﹖﹖﹖
首先....把背包背起來......隔離你和她的距離......
如果她真的很想親近你....
她一定會叫你把背包放腳踏板......
你一定不好意思拒絕....
沒關係....你可以拿出你多出一頂的安全帽.....
對她說..對不起....麻煩妳幫我拿一下.............
如果她真的參加過大大小小的聯誼...閱人無數....
那這小技倆當然對她構成不了威脅,她會使個眼色....
然後就有個遇先安排好的伏兵來把你安全帽借走....
這時你真的是求救無門了對不......
沒關係....你還有小鐵釘......
國父曾說過....革命是徹底的破壞後再重新建設....
聯誼也一樣.....
犧牲你一個車輪....造成不可抗拒因素....
當然....就不用去聯誼啦.....
所以...鐵釘又號稱聯誼殺手.....
  • This is a reposted article.
  • Keywords : 鐵釘, 聯誼, 沒關係, 安全帽, 麻煩, 首先, 革命, 隔離, 閱人無數, 遇先安排好, 車鑰匙, 車輪, 距離, 背包, 眼色, 當然, 犧牲, 求救無門, 母恐龍, 構成不
0 0
2011-11-17T07:52:00+0000


  • Now, you can post comments by Facebook Account when your Yampiz account was logout or unvariable. whatever, we suggest to post comment by Yampiz Account to get more bounds to join new events of Heyxu
Comment
 
Verify

Facebook Page

QR-Code and APP Launcher

User Guide
This Webpage

In those service tabs, "Scan QRCode, in mobile device" or "Click the button, in this device" to open webpage or APP-related operations.
QRCode
  • Auto Platform
    For better browsing experience, it will auto detects your device to display webpage.
  • Bug Report
    Tell us about the idea, problem and errors you found.
  • Comodo Secure
    The sensitive data transmission adopts by SSL-2048 authenticated encryption.
  • Copyright
    © 2009 YamPiz Digital Inc. & Jaby Group. All rights reserved.
  • Revised Version
    V2.2.197
    29 Oct 2024 (GMT+8)