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孔子扭到腳時說了一句話

孔子周遊列國的時候,因為很窮,所以偶爾必須和弟子一樣用走的,有一天他們到齊國的城門口時,一個不小心,孔子扭到腳了,子路見狀,便背起孔子到附近的客棧休息休息子路要孔子先暫時熱敷一下,就跑去藥材店幫孔子抓藥,孔子於是叫店小二準備一盆熱水讓他熱敷。

想不到齊國有不少當年和孔子是拜把的朋友們,一聽到孔子來到此地,紛紛跑來探望老朋友,問題是孔子重禮,在朋友面前脫光鞋子熱敷,成何體統!!

於是只好忍著疼痛和朋友們話家常,久逢知己千杯少,那群朋友不知道孔子有傷在身,和孔子是一聊就停不下來,到了晚上八九點才走,這下可慘了,孔子的腳,腫的跟個小饅頭似的。

子路回來看到大驚曰:老師,你怎麼沒有照我講的去熱敷呢!!

孔子嘆了口氣曰:
"有朋自遠方來,不易熱敷...."...........(原本是不亦樂乎)

題外話:扭到腳的朋友們請記得是要先冰敷再熱敷,千萬不可以學子路喔!

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2008-12-31T08:04:15+0000


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