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辣妹跟西餐

胖子剛剛去政大前面買菜脯蛋,因為人很多所以要等,我只好邊喝綠茶邊等。

等的時候旁邊有兩桌,一桌坐著兩個男的(以下簡稱A男跟B男),另一桌有一個外國男生跟一個穿的很辣的妹(以下簡稱辣妹跟西餐)剛坐下 ... 我絕對不會承認她的事業線很吸引人(被打)

辣妹:You can stay my home tonight. Nobody at home ^.<
(胖子:小姐,你真直接,你以為這裡沒人聽得懂嗎orz)
西餐:But ... How about your boyfriend?
(胖子:靠腰,現在演哪齣啊?)
辣妹:Just fo fun ok? Why so serious?
(胖子:...... 轉頭看那桌)
西餐:Really? (帶個一抹邪惡的微笑)
辣妹:Actually I want you to be my boy friend (扭)
(胖子:................)

過了10秒鐘的寧靜,隔壁桌的A男跟B男有動靜了

A男:寶貝!泥今天晚上可以留在偶家唷!(假音)
(胖子噴綠茶 ... )
B男:Really?哪你男碰友勒?(訪西餐音)
A男:別管他啦!因為你是洋屌呀^.<

因為你是洋屌呀^.<

因為你是洋屌呀^.<
(胖子忍不住噗疵了出來)

又寧靜了兩分鐘,西餐根本不知道發生甚麼事,辣妹臉臭得跟甚麼一樣,AB男好像沒事一
樣繼續吃飯,老闆端了一盤青菜來給AB男 ...

A男:我們沒有點青菜啊?
老闆:請拎ㄟ啦!(請你們的啦)!
幹,武就小!(X,有膽識!)

幹,武就小!(X,有膽識!)

幹,武就小!(X,有膽識!)

A男:多蝦喔!(多謝喔!)

後來我的蛋來了,走之前我還跟AB男比了個大姆指...XD

然後再轉頭對辣妹笑了一下說 Goodbye! Have Niceday ...

  • This is a reposted article. Wrote / Reference by PTT.
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2012-08-03T13:15:00+0000


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